Cliches in sittuationist-ic correspondence


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Posted by Aristophanes on June 12, 1998 at 06:06:57 AM EDT:

I, Aristophanes, in one of my comedies,
entitled "Frogs" have presented Aeschylus
and Euripides fighting over who's the better
poet. Here's an except:

EURIPIDES

I know your kind of man, I've scanned you
through and through, A savage-creating
stubborn-pulling fellow, Uncurbed, unfettered,
uncontrolled of speech, Unperiphrastic,
bombastiloquent.


AESCHYLUS

Hah! sayest thou so, child of the garden quean
And this to me, thou chattery-babble-collector,
Thou pauper-creating rags-and-patches-stitcher?
Thou shalt abye it dearly!


It appears apparently that if they were situs
their correspondence would have been of this form:

Athens, 410 B.C

Dear sir,

I know your kind of man, I've scanned you
through and through, A savage-creating
stubborn-pulling fellow, Uncurbed, unfettered,
uncontrolled of speech, Unperiphrastic, bombastiloquent.

Euripides


Dear sir,

I received your letter.

You write that I am: "A savage-creating stubborn-pulling
fellow, Uncurbed, unfettered, uncontrolled of speech,
Unperiphrastic, bombastiloquent.". Hah! sayest thou
so, child of the garden quean And this to me, thou
chattery-babble-collector, Thou pauper-creating
rags-and-patches-stitcher? Thou shalt abye it dearly!

Yours sincerely,
Aescylus





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